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This evening, I get a phone call from my Dad on Skype. Living away from home at University, this isn't an uncommon occurrence, so I answer expecting the normal greetings and boring goings-on of my home.

Instead, I'm greeted by "Has your sister talked to you yet?"
Curiously, I answer no, and ask why.

It turns out that my idiot sister, being careless, left the back door open, so her dog managed to get inside and dine on the coloured plastic that makes up certain crucial parts of my video game setup.

All in all, he ruined 2 nunchuks for my Wii, a Gamecube controller, a TV remote, and a Guitar Hero World Tour cymbal. All up, something totalling to around AU$150 to replace.

The nunchuks are easy enough to replace, but the Gamecube controller and the GHWT cymbal are going to be real problems, seeing as the only place you're going to find them is eBay these days. Also, I've seen these go for as high as $50 to replace, so I'm not going to be happy when I get back.

So I ask a question. When I get back home at the end of the year, do I kill my sister slowly and painfully, or quick and painlessly?

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Jul. 30, 2009 | 2:21 PM GUnit0001 says:

slow and painful,if my sis did that to my setup,i'd make her pay over time.hard.

Aug. 4, 2009 | 2:41 AM ParadoxVoid responds:

Slow and painful it is. The only way she's gonna avoid this is if she greets me with a new replacement for all those parts, or a large wad of cash.

Aug. 5, 2009 | 9:44 AM wtf97ds says:

Dude, it was just a mistake. Just leave her alone. She obviously didn't mean to do it on purpose. Accidents happen.

Anyway, you're 18, as if you even care about your video games anymore.

Aug. 9, 2009 | 8:41 PM ParadoxVoid responds:

You think that as soon as you become an adult, you start to change your personality completely? I've liked video games for my entire childhood, so I doubt that's gonna change drastically just because I became a legal adult. It's true that I don't play consoles nearly as much anymore, being at college, but the thing that is worst in my mind is the monetary value of those parts that are now destroyed. That, and I've already had to replace all this stuff once previously due to her carelessness.

Updated: Aug. 9, 2009, 8:41 PM

Aug. 10, 2009 | 9:10 PM Aci6 says:

Was this Banjo lol? Reminds me of when Jhy's dogs ate Mat's controller : p
Don't kill her but give her a scathing lecture about being responsible and all that just to get under her skin. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Aug. 12, 2009 | 6:50 AM ParadoxVoid responds:

Lol, that what was what I was thinking to be honest. I'll RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE at her, that's for sure.

Aug. 10, 2009 | 9:12 PM Aci6 says:

wtf97ds is a classic troll, accidents can happen but must be rectified >:

Aug. 12, 2009 | 6:50 AM ParadoxVoid responds:

Meh, his response wasn't that troll-like. Except for the last line, but you get idiots like that on NG.

Aug. 12, 2009 | 10:14 AM ShadowWest says:

oh man, that sucks a lot :(

instead of killing your sister, why not just make her go insane? try something like chinese water torture :D

Aug. 15, 2009 | 12:27 AM ParadoxVoid responds:

Hmm, that's an idea. The trouble is finding a good place to do it. My parents kinda look down on me tying up my sister and subjecting her to breaches of the geneva convention.

Aug. 15, 2009 | 12:04 AM enemy-of-chaos says:

shadowwest makes a very good point. insanity would kill her slowly on the inside and you could watch,plus its less messy than murder.

Aug. 15, 2009 | 12:27 AM ParadoxVoid responds:

Yes, yes it is.

Aug. 15, 2009 | 10:05 AM ParadoxClock9 says:

i shall leach off your life blood

Aug. 15, 2009 | 1:08 PM ParadoxVoid responds:

YUM

Aug. 30, 2009 | 11:44 PM majormario says:

Burn her barbie dolls. Then her dog. Then her.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 1:48 AM ParadoxVoid responds:

She doesn't have an barbie dolls. And I love the dog. But I might take the third option.