Entry #9

UR B&

2009-09-13 02:04:15 by ParadoxVoid

Yup. Finally got hit by the ban-hammer. Not too bad though, going 2 years now, and this is only my first ban.

Posting in a spam thread... well, I thought it was a rather humorous jest, but clearly someone didn't think so. No idea who banned me though.

And if anyone's curious as to what I posted, it was "incest is so not cool". Make of that what you will.

UR B&


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RocksburyRocksbury

2009-09-14 02:32:51

Awww Poor Pvoid

ParadoxVoid responds:

Yes, poor me. I only found out when I had around 2 hours left anyway, so it wasn't that big a deal to be honest.


SarenSaren

2009-09-16 02:55:05

Sometimes you just can't help posting in spam threads.
Newgrounds BBS has changed when it comes to rules, haha, you could pretty much make posts calling out to certain members and not get a ban.

When will the mods learn though, it's impossible to teach a bunch of stupid teenagers (not that this applies to anyone, or you,) and pre-teens to be mature.

ParadoxVoid responds:

Yeah. To be honest, it was hardly that bad of one either. I would have thought that just simply locking it would have been enough, but it doesn't really matter.


ViriViri

2009-09-19 15:02:04

Haha.. All of my bans are from spam threads, except the most recent one.

ParadoxVoid responds:

Lol.


ShadowWestShadowWest

2009-09-21 16:41:25

this is your first ban?! crikey.

also blame it on Poozy or something, that's what all the cool kids do.

DEATH TO NAZI MODERATORS.

ParadoxVoid responds:

Yeah, probably was. I have a feeling that's he's a huge fan of the 'destroy' option with threads. :/


majormariomajormario

2009-09-21 21:57:48

I don't even know what incest means, and no, I am not gonna look it up.

ParadoxVoid responds:

AWWWWWWWWW HE'S SOOOOOOOOOO INNOCENT


DeanDean

2009-09-25 16:49:54

I've been banned several times. One of which was a mandatory ban just like you got. It's been a long time since my last ban. I've changed my ways.

ParadoxVoid responds:

Well, I suppose that's good. I just posted like normal... I guess one of the mods was just having a bad day when he saw that thread, or perhaps later on it got worse, since I posted in it relatively early.


AlexJSAlexJS

2009-09-26 02:21:39

It's been a long time since I got banned too.

Although it's only due to inactivity. =D

ParadoxVoid responds:

Yeah, not being on for ages tends to do that :D


TCD2008TCD2008

2009-09-27 18:51:16

never mind i just re post my re sponce i said " I Was thinking about quiting for a while that's why i wanted people to tell me another site similar to newgrounds" (so i'd have somewhere else to chat when iam board with out all the "no cussing" bs)

ParadoxVoid responds:

Ah... fair enough then.


CreateAndDestroyCreateAndDestroy

2009-10-02 09:37:32

pwnd

ParadoxVoid responds:

:(

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paradox9paradox9

2009-10-05 19:48:11

i love you....

ParadoxVoid responds:

Is this the part where we both get naked? :D


HeavyTankHeavyTank

2009-10-07 05:36:36

well, frankly, l don't know why admins are banning users just because they POSTED on a "spam" thread...how are you suppsed to know which threads are "spam" (except for the obvious ones).
And yeah, incest is the worst thing ever...whoever thinks it is cool is a motherfucker (stupid joke :P)

ParadoxVoid responds:

Lol yeah, it's a bit ridiculous, since some of them will pass for stupid 'NG' stuff with some mods, and others are spam to the more strict ones. And of course, it's sometimes a but hard to tell the difference, and when you can get away with it, and when you can't.


HalberdHalberd

2009-10-07 05:55:20

Hey you changed your aura!

ParadoxVoid responds:

ZOMG yes. It's the first time ever lol, thought it would be a nice change.


QwazalQwazal

2009-10-12 06:23:49

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what Im thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Give you up. give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

ParadoxVoid responds:

Hmm... the text rick roll, not nearly as effective or lulz-inducing.


HalberdHalberd

2009-10-23 02:38:36

Cool we're on the same Blam and Save rank, except you have a lot more blams and save points than I have.

ParadoxVoid responds:

Lol yeah. I don't really do too much B/Ping, I mainly just vote on the 5 flashes per day to get my experience. Most of the time there aren't even 5 UJ flashes when I go to deposit, so my BP rank doesn't go up very fast.


CapnCrunchDaPimpCapnCrunchDaPimp

2009-10-27 17:43:18

Seriously? You weren't banned even once in two years? Shit son. It's the spam topics that always get me too.

ParadoxVoid responds:

Nah, I guess I was just lucky, or managed to evade those posting badly, or more likely, the bad spam topics.


HalberdHalberd

2009-11-08 06:17:12

LEVEL UP!

ParadoxVoid responds:

NEWS TEAM, ASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMBLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!

... owait.


HeavyTankHeavyTank

2009-12-13 15:56:10

Yeah, l got banned for that too, but sometimes people get so much on your nerves that you need to post something..
Also, incest is one of the worst things ever.

ParadoxVoid responds:

Lmao


A12A12

2010-01-22 03:47:53

Good luck with that....

ParadoxVoid responds:

Um... thanks?


SapphireLightSapphireLight

2010-03-25 23:11:30

how can you live with not posting for that long

ParadoxVoid responds:

It was the most arduous 24 hours of my life.


kisamekisame

2010-04-29 11:51:32

Onix reared its massive stone body up into the air, dwarfing the boy from Pallet and his electric rat.

"It's a one-on-one battle this time, Ketchum!" Brock shouted, fully intent on sending this greenhorn back to the little dump of a town he came from.

"Fine!" Ash chittered in idiotic lunacy. "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Pikachu jumped and looked at Ash in bewildered confusion. What the fucking fuck? Is this guy on crack? I'm going to tell him to fuck himself.

"Pika pi! Pika!!!"

Ash raised a fist in the air and cheered. "That's the spirit, Pikachu! You can do it!"

With a frown, Pikachu turned away, nose in the air. There's no way I'm doing this. If he wants to be an idiot, fine, but I am not getting my ass kicked by a thirty foot rock-snake just because numbnuts over there doesn't know what he's doing.

Seeing Pikachu's refusal, Ash gritted his teeth and whispered just loudly enough for only the small yellow Pokemon to hear.

"It fights the Onix in the Gym or else it gets the rape again."

Pikachu's beady little eyes flashed open in terror at that, and cursing in Pika-language, sighed and turned to the enormous Onix.

"Alright! Pikachu, Thundershock!"

"PI?!"

"I SAID, use Thundershock, dammit!"

"Pika..."

Knowing just how stupid this was, but not wanting to get Ash's greasy three-inch cock in his ass again, Pikachu unleashed a powerful bolt of electricity at the titanic beast...

...which harmlessly dissipated as it struck.

Brock and Onix both stared at Ash in amazement. The Pewter City gym leader had fought some pretty stupid trainers before, but this guy? Electricity against a ground type?!

"You've got him on the run, Pikachu!" Ash shouted joyfully, totally oblivious to his own immense retardation. "Follow up with a MIGHTY THUNDER ATTACK!"

This time, Pikachu also turned to his master and sweatdropped. I don't know Thunder, and even if I did, it'd be just as useless! I'm going to call him a gigantic douchebag.

"Pika pi pi!"

"...come on, Pikachu! Thunder! Oh, oh, better, use ZAP CANNON! NO! EVEN BETTER! Fissure it! ONE HIT KILL HAHAH!"

Brock's patience snapped as he heard the moron babble on. Obviously this one had cheated on his Trainer Certification Exams.

"You fucking idiot! What is your problem!?" Brock shouted. "Onix is a ground type. You could be a level 255 ZAPDOS WITH A MAGNET AND USE THUNDER AND STILL NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN!"

"That's not true!" Ash replied indignantly. "If you believe in yourself and your Pokemon, the power of friendship can beat ANYTHING!"

"I don't care if you're having sexual relations with Pikachu---"

"I am."

"---but electricity DOES NOT HIT GROUND TYPES!"

Ash snorted in disbelief, and turned away. "I'm going. Maybe, when you learn what being a Pokemon Trainer is REALLY about, maybe then I'll return."

"Me? I'm the one who needs to know what being a trainer is about?!" Brock yelled angrily.

"Yes. You think Pokemon is about crazy things, like 'strategy', and 'planning', and 'thinking before you act'. Any GOOD trainer knows that it's about blindly rushing into situations and shouting random orders to your Pokemon."

"THAT'S IT!" Brock roared, and Ash spun around in fear at his enraged voice. "Onix! Bind this retard!"

"GROOOOOAR!"

The enormous rock-snake wrapped its powerful body around Ash, just tight enough that the trainer was hopelessly pinned.

"Let me go! I'll tell Officer Jenny!"

Brock laughed derisively. "Officer Jenny's far too addicted to my cock to care what a runt like you has to say." He leaned in to the young boy, a perverse grin alighting his face. "Now...I think it's time to teach you a lesson...about what happens when you don't know your basic type alignments."

Snapping his fingers, Onix slightly shifted his rough grip, shredding Ash's clothing off and leaving his skin red and raw. The boy yelped in pain, then flushed in embarrassment; his lower body was visible to Brock and anyone else who entered the Gym.

"What are you doing!?" Ash cried, struggling to free himself. Pikachu grimaced at the sight of his trainer's cock, and ran out of the Gym in a hurry (where he'd eventually get over that horrid time of his life and return to the wild, where he'd continue pimp-dominating the female Pikachu population with an iron fist and a huge set of Light Balls).

"You need a wake-up call, boy. If you think being an idiot is going to work in the real world, you have another thing coming. What do you think would happen if you came up against Team Rocket with that little electric rat?"

"We'd Thundershock them, and they'd fly into the air, never to bother us again."

"Nope. They'd go get a Golem or something, snap Pikachu's neck, and then sexually assault you," Brock said, his lecher's grin still plastered on his face, his eyes focused on Ash's lower body.

Ash's face paled considerably. He noticed the large tent in Brock's pants, and had a terrible feeling he knew what the source of it was.

"So, moron, I am going to teach you...the hard way...EMPHASIS ON THE HARD...what happens when you're this grotesquely stupid. Onix, flip him over!"

Onix groaned in acknowledgment, moving so Ash was still in his powerful Bind, but was now face-down, his ass and cock exposed.

Ash heard the ruffling of Brock's pants falling to the ground, and shuddered in revulsion. It was one thing to be cramming himself into a Pikachu, but for HIM to be raped? Just because he believed that friendship (however rape-filled) was the key to success?

Suddenly, from very close behind him, he heard Brock's voice again, laughing.

"Is that what you call a cock? Oh my god, it's like a little deformed Caterpie!"

Flushing in shame, Ash said nothing.

"Let me show you what a REAL cock is like," Brock said happily, and Ash suddenly felt something hard and warm pressing between his ass cheeks. It ran along the crack, going from prodding the flesh just below his balls to his entrance, where it started pushing forward insistently.

"No...please, don't!" Ash yelled, squirming and trying to free himself. Onix's grip was unmovable, however...although the feeling of a naked boy in his grasp was starting to arouse the gigantic rock monster.

Brock grinned and pushed harder, feeling the tight ring of muscles strain to resist the large invader. Without any lubrication, penetration was difficult, but it was occurring...just very slowly and painfully.

Ash cried out as he felt his anus start to give, allowing the thick erection to start sliding into him. Oh god, it hurt! It burned like a dozen Charmanders! It stung like a hundred Beedrills!!!

Unwilling to wait any longer, Brock grunted and shoved himself balls-deep into our young hero. Not allowing Ketchum the time to adjust, he began pounding the tight virgin ass with reckless abandon.

Writing in agony, Ash tried to stabilize his mind by thinking of Pokemon metaphors for the experience. Fuck, it was a like a whole herd of Dugtrios were making a new tunnel in his ass! Or like a Steelix was squirming around in there!

Maybe...MAYBE GROUDON HAD AWAKENED INSIDE HIS RECTUM!

The sound of flesh slapping flesh filled the dark, echo-y Gym, along with the heavy breathing of Brock and Ash. By this point, Onix had himself a good ol' five-foot boner...or is that stoner?...and was grinding it against the gym floor, digging sharp gouges in the hard stone ground.

Suddenly, Jessie, James, and Meowth burst in through the front door!

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To unite all peoples within our OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

The three Rockets' jaws dropped at the sight of their sworn enemy getting sodomized by the town's Gym Leader...with Onix masturbating furiously against the ground as it held the poor little boy.

"Let's get the hell out of here!" James shouted, pretending the sight of that young kid getting violated didn't arouse him.

"Meowth! That's right!"

As the three bolted, Brock stepped up the pace, pumping Ash's tight anus so hard that even Onix was barely able to hold the pair steady. Ash felt a burning shame as his tiny penis grew erect from all the contact on his p

ParadoxVoid responds:

Nice copypasta fag


JollyJolly

2011-12-14 13:50:00

You may perhaps be my favourite Australian NG user.
You're at least the one I've talked to the most.