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Total Medals Earned: 138 (From 25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,810 Points

Alkie Kong 2

Worship the Mighty Unlocked 3/5/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 3/5/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Code Breaker Unlocked 3/8/09
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender Unlocked 3/8/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 4/16 (65/500 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 6/5/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
BULLET SPENDER 5 Points Use 500 bullets.
FAT WALLET 5 Points Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! 5 Points Use a grenade.
AAARGH! 10 Points Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS 10 Points Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 9/6/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 9/6/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/3/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/3/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/3/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 6/10/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory Unlocked 6/10/09
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
The Boy Unlocked 6/10/09
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
The Girl Unlocked 6/10/09
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Fast Smash Unlocked 6/10/09
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/19 (85/430 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 7/5/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 7/5/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Beholder Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defender Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (40/460 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Creditor Unlocked 12/4/10
5 Points
Check out the credits page.
Slime Splatter Unlocked 12/4/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Banker 10 Points Save up 50,000 gold.
Barbarian 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Beast Tamer 10 Points Scan 25 foes.
Brute 10 Points Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Card Flipper 10 Points Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Card Wizard 10 Points Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Equip Dealer 10 Points Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Equip Fan 10 Points Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Equip Master 10 Points Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Fat Cat 10 Points Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Greedy Cat 10 Points Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Helper 10 Points Complete 10 sidequests.
Hoarder 10 Points Save up 10,000 gold.
Level Builder 10 Points Get a player up to level 10.
Level Grinder 10 Points Get a player up to level 30.
Narwhal Rider 10 Points Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Narwhal Surfer 10 Points Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Power Leveler 10 Points Get a player up to level 20.
Rock Dodger 10 Points Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Ruffian 10 Points Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Savage 10 Points Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Skeleton Killer 10 Points Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Skeleton Proof 10 Points Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Tasker 10 Points Complete 20 sidequests.
Untouchable 10 Points Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Ancient Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Beast Hunter 25 Points Scan 50 foes.
Burnt Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Forest Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Frozen Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Nouveau Riche 25 Points Save up 250,000 gold.
Pirate Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Quester 25 Points Complete all sidequests.
Slayer 25 Points Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Find all treasure chests in town.
Beast Scholar 50 Points Scan all foes.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Legend 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Savior 100 Points Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Berserker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cat Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Learner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Narwhal Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pig Molester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Artist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blacksmith Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doomsday Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fatty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Genesis Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nuke Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ragnarok Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shopper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Squire Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Swordsman Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Warrior Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Knight Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lord Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/60 (10/1,000 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 5/19/09
5 Points
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time Unlocked 5/19/09
10 Points
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell? Unlocked 5/19/09
25 Points
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter Unlocked 5/19/09
50 Points
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/28/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/28/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)